April 26, 2008This I liked
> > Minnesota Women!!
> > Three men from Texas were sitting together one day bragging about how
> they had given their new wives duties.
> > The first man had married a woman from Illinois and had told her that
> > she was going to have to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a
> > couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean
> > house and dishes washed and put away.
> > The second man had married a woman from Michigan . He had given his
> wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
> > cooking.. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he
> > saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the
> > dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
> > The third man had married a girl from Minnesota. He told her that
> > her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
> > laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the
> > first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but
> by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a
> > little bit out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a sandwich and
> load the dishwasher